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Welcome to this beautiful blog. It is beautiful indeed... it must be because I [also nate, the gang bang-ed] have something to do with it. Oh... and the fish said yes in case you didn't notice... this blog has 11 authors...no! theres 12! most in various states of inactivity. Wanna list? Well here goes

Hobbit of Doom - aka MikE... an odd mix of insanity and intelligence... who is now joining the Navy...(MikE says: I leave August 1st)
themajikalpance - Emily, shorter then Jess, but has {non carnie} sized hands
Moosetacular - Our lovable Jew Boy!
Kung Fu Tree - Betty... although still a guy
jekkathe midget Jessica... shes short.. has small hands...and she's un sexy biotch, sez pance. what more do you need to know?
ghosttown Nate... can stare at tarus all day now!
Ragik Craig...less [read: more] carnie, more orange!
CalebTheGnome Like the character in the tv show.. he uh.. rides a fox.
AskDNA gets an underscore. _
Krymsan I'm a girl.... I think.... Nate pronounces it Crime-san, but knows it's prolly pronounced Crimson
Carpenter MikE's roommate. known to be very rude
Vexion Michael the Sasquatch. He's like the stray you can't get rid of.
Tony!

This thing is [not] entirely too long.

Banana Phone
by Raffi

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone
It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone
Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone
Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Bo ba do ba do do doob